(Set aside Christina Applegate for a while.)

Now this is something that Kelly Bundy would most likely do. Agree with me or not? Even when she was still in high school, you just know that Kelly would be up to these very, very naughty things. So no longer be surprised that by the time she’s of legal age, she’s be posing for magazines and doing hardcore. And that’s my fan fiction. My take on a fictional character and where she could possibly be now. hmmm. Most likely getting her snatch plowed by Charles Dera and other famous stunt cocks. Possible, right?

Photo editing softwares are really the best thing to happen since sliced bread. Where will we be without it? Probably most designers and artists would still be pasting celebrity heads on other people’s bodies the old fashioned way. You know, where you can see the seams and have a laugh out loud moment at the ridiculous light and shadow play. But since we’re in that era of sophisticated photo manipulation and all that jazz, we’re lucky ’cause we get to feed our perverted cravings - from Britney Spears to Anna Kournikova and even Christina Applegate. Sweet things you’d like to keep in yer hard drive.

Married…with Children may not be considered influential or ground breaking but you have to admit that it gave TV some very memorable characters. Al Bundy, Peg Bundy, Bud Bundy - and of course the fledgling slut, Kelly Bundy. At a time when being offensive to one’s sensibilities was still a major boo-boo - the Bundy Family created quite a stir and ruffled up a few feathers. This was before the glory days of South Park and Sarah Silverman’s filthy mouth. But anyhoo - the series may be long gone now but like I said, at least we have those funny and quirky characters to remember. And although Christina Applegate (as herself) won’t do a hardcore scene (or let alone a softcore nude shoot), her onscreen persona Kelly would most likely grab at the chance. So what do you think? 10 years after - and Kelly’s now a sizzling MILF posing for those girly mags.